Monkeys.

After many many taunts about my serious monkey phobia I thought I would explain my fear.

I've always been a little freaked out by gorillas- they're huge, hairy, and they eat each other (I'm deadly serious). It then sort of spread to monkeys after watching orangutangs climbing on humans furiously, and then culminated with This. Ever since This I've been positively "sht-myself terrified" of monkeys.



Now I watched the first part of it to make sure it was The Right One so you'd better watch all of it. You cannot make fun of me after looking at This. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyLNaEDMAts

I FLIPPED.  AUGH!!!! MONKEYS SCARE THE LIVING FECK OUT OF ME!!!


And like That wasn't freaky enough- someone posted this on my Facebook wall and I almost had a heart attack. My blood ran cold and I seriously stopped breathing for the last minute.

http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view?p=gelada+baboon&back=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%3Fei%3DUTF-8%26p%3Dgelada%2Bbaboon%26fr%3Dyfp-t-900-s&w=428&h=640&imgurl=farm8.staticflickr.com%2F7029%2F6731379679_32893d8347_z.jpg&size=164KB&name=6731379679_32893d8347_z.jpg&rcurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.flickr.com%2Fphotos%2Fchizzy75%2F6731379679%2F&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.flickr.com%2Fphotos%2Fchizzy75%2F6731379679%2F&type=&no=1&tt=115&oid=8684d8e590c8e84388690d91b065fc39&tit=gelada+baboon+gelada+baboon+running+straight+at+me+thankfully+i+got+...&sigr=11h4bebn7&sigi=11nhl5g4a&sigb=126gedc0c&fr=yfp-t-900-s