Students in Caves

There are these little "caves" in the library (you're basically in a tall box sitting in a chair and if you're lucky you have one with a computer in there, which must be for honing students' procrastination techniques) and these caves are highly coveted. Outside, you sit in rows like monkeys at typewriters. And outside it smells like feet.

My cave? Quite bare (though I did get a computer...probably not a good thing, as you can tell!) save the shoite loads of food I have to last me until closing time. The fellow in the cave next to mine keeps leaning back and giving me "looks" (I do have peripheral vision, buddy - maybe he'll actually read this and leave me alone) because I have a packet of crisps I'm savouring. I am very quiet though. Besides, that's why I have a cave! :) More looks have been sent my way- maybe I'm typing too quickly and am making too much noise with my prowess.

(LEAVE ME ALONE, IF YOU CAN READ THIS. WHICH YOU PROBABLY CAN. I CAN SMELL YOUR BREATH, JUICY FRUIT.)

Anyhow, despite Mr. Gum-Breath next to me, I am getting a fair bit done. I do wish I had a foot stool- my back is killing me- our chairs are wretched. I've been here for four hours and have another seven to go. Hurrah!

I'm so totally going to have a seizure; it's inevitable. I'm getting an aura and my eyes hurt from looking at this screen for too long. I brought my blue RayBans to help me out but I don't know how much longer those will stave it off. My brain is like a child waiting for fish fingers....completely impatient, hopping on one foot to the other, and whining...

In any case, Mr. Gum-Breath is gonna freak out when I get all stiff/jerky on him

(JUICY FRUIT, MOVE YOUR CHAIR OR PREPARE YOURSELF. I'M GOING TO FLAIL INTO YOUR LAP. JUST INFORMING YOU.) 

The EMTs are available around the clock so, yay. Despite the assurance of their comfort, I'm making frequent trips to the toilets in order to avoid any...embarrassment. (I always have extra trousers with me, just in case...)

I was listening to Pandora but I kept having to write down the songs as they were brilliant and I couldn't just remember the names off the top of my head. My brain hurts.

 Totally just bit my tongue. Awesome. This is going to be so much fun. I'm gonna go use the john- meh, before I get all "nothing's something's happening fudge, sleep cave, facilitation, word salad, hurrah, damned, merp" I'll sign off. 

SERIOUSLY JUICY FRUIT. I'D MOVE. :)